NOW I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU TRIED TO SAY TO ME.

“Actually, my favourite pastime is watching the food network. […] It’s 24-hour-a-day food porn. I always pretended I was going to learn to cook, but now I realise I just like watching other people doing it. Over here, we’ve got a couple of shows, you know, the sort with someone like Anthony Worrall-Thompson being slightly obnoxious, but, in America, it’s so much bigger. I’ve watched the food network for, like, five hours on the trot.” (x)

(Source: braidstache, via devils-trap)

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